Oh wow I haven't logged on for weeks and just as I do now you've answered my ask! I'm happy to hear you want the Z.ed stuff! I tried to keep this short but it ended up being mostly transcripts.
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(Z.ITS Game Night 5 - 27:16) The Jackbox prompt asks what world record Ze.daph thinks he could break, and his answer is most tacos eaten.
(Same stream - 5:02:31) Sk.izz questions the chances that Z.ed and Ta.ngo would've eaten vastly different amounts of pizza that week, since they've been together all week. Im.pulse: "Have you met him?" Ta.ngo: "The boy can eat."
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(Season 5, stream #16 - 18:05)
Z.ed: Have you ever eaten a whole chicken before?
Ta.ngo: Not in one sitting, no.
Z.ed: Interesting.
Ta.ngo: How about you?
Z.ed: I think I might've actually. [...] I might've bought a whole cooked roasted chicken before and, just sat in the car and ate it.
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(Season 5, stream #17 - 1:52:56) Z.ed talks about how hungry he is and does a voice to mimic his stomach yelling at him. Then he tells chat that next time he feels it rumble he'll push his belly to the mic so they can hear it too.
(Slightly later - 1:55:51)
Z.ed: Okay wow man, my stomach...
Ta.ngo: (snickers) You gonna make it?
Z.ed: It's chatting! Might need to...
(He starts to stand up then changes his mind.)
Z.ed: Ah, no, it's too much. It's too awkward to show my belly to the mic.
Ta.ngo: (laughs) I like how that was a consideration though.
Z.ed: I thought about it, it was close! And then I though, no, I will look...
Ta.ngo: So hungry you need to see my stomach right now.
Z.ed: No, you need to hear it! I was gonna like push the microphone into my belly.
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(Season 5, stream #18 - 18:23)
Z.ed: This belly's big, and it needs to go down, especially for all the food I'm gonna eat in America, so...
Ta.ngo: Yeah, I already told him I'm gonna get him nice and fat here.
Z.ed: I'm gonna be, oh. You're just gonna wait and see, there's gonna be a timelapse over the two weeks and it's just gonna be like... (Then he literally mimics himself puffing up like a balloon, rapid style. I haven't recovered.)
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(Diversity 3, stream #3 - 2:42:00) Jack asks how many nuggets Z.edaph and Ta.ngo think they could eat in one sitting.
Ta.ngo: I could eat a lot of nugs.
Z.ed: We talking, McDonald's chicken nug?
Jack: Yeah.
Z.ed: I'd say... I've eaten 40 in one go before so, at least 40.
Jack: Solid. Solid effort.
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(1st Z.ITS + Her.mits olympics stream - 47:47) Ta.ngo cheers for Ze.daph and calls him pinky. Z.ed misunderstand it as piggy and does a very deadpan "oink oink."
(Later, 1:04:29)
Z.ed (trying to dodge arrows): I feel wider than I should be.
Cl.eo: The cake, you need to put down the cake sometime.
Z.ed (laughing): It's true.
Sk.izz (laughing): Maybe Ta.ngo was calling you piggy.
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During the Wheel of Misf.ortune stream, there's a lot of belly holding and moaning starting around 2:40:35, but mainly because he (Ta.ngo too) was feeling ill from the nasty/challenge food they'd eaten.
Me, opening the ask expecting three or four moments and being met with this absolute Zedbuffet: Hey!— hOLY MOLY YOU'RE HUGE!!
Seriously, what a treat! Sticking my reactions to my favourite stuff on this list (which is most of it, let's be real) below a readmore for scrolling's sake... But wow, what's clear is that I should be watching Z.ed's streams WAY more omg.
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Oh this... Ough. This one isn't so much abt the belly kink stuff, it's the casual way Imp & T.ango talk about him that drives me crazy. I've watched bits and pieces of those old ZITS irl streams and I LOVE when they acknowledge that Zed is younger and (by virtue of not being American) so different and interesting to the other 3... So this teasing slightly admiring maybe-proud "the boy can eat" comment from T.ango is just making me think of the ITS meeting their online British buddy irl for the first time and all 3 having the same exact thought of "oh my god he's adorable we are going to spoil him so good for the entire duration of his stay".
GOD I wish that was me I mean what who said that 😳 uuuh on with the list
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TUMMY VOICE TUMMY VOICE PERSONIFIED TUMMY THAT "TALKS" AND YOU TALK BACK 💥👏🔥 oh YES this is good!!! Insane mental image for you to bring up unprompted and not deliver on, Z.ed... Also, people are always saying stuff like "oh my streamer's so hot, I would kill to be under their desk servicing them or cockwarming while they edit" etc etc. Well now I'M thinking about below-the-desk belly rubs during an all-day subathon, soothing them while they wait for their food delivery, distracting them from the hunger pangs with soft squeezes and kisses, maybe play with their belly button a little and hear them choke down a gasp... Though it's hard to hear anything over the roar of their empty stomach so close to your head... Hgfjgjdhshfh we are straying away from the Zedask I am so sorry. Next moment!!
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HELLO WHAT THE FUCKKKK 💥😳🫠
I... Man. I don't even have to say anything. Z.edango feederis— hey keyboard why are you recommending emojis while I'm typing thIS LMAO WHAT IS THAAAT
Well if the emoji laboratory says so it MUST be true lol
No but seriously this is SUCH a moment. Holy shit. "This belly's big" "I'm gonna get him nice and fat" the fucking inflation-esque timelapse, they are CRAZY and so am I 🤤
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Something that's emerging through all these moments is that Z.ed is very candid about being a big guy who eats a lot, and I LOVE it. The casual tone throughout is just so refreshing compared to the ambient shame that other people's moments *cough* R.en and I.mpulse *cough* seem to be soaked in.
Listen I do enjoy the whole "ohh I'm so NAUGHTY, succumbing to these tasty temptations and being pUNISHED for it with a body that shows just how BAD I've been~ >.<" spin on wg. But usually, in your day-to-day life you're just A Fat Guy Who Likes Being Fat! And it gets exhausting, having to mix up this cocktail of catholic guilt and sexified D/s diet culture every time you start to enjoy being a glutton in a slutty way... So, yeah. Z.ed based as hell, I hope he holds his hand out to I.mpulse saying let's unlearn fatphobia together 🥰
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Pigplay isn't really my thing, but Z.ed's already associated with one farm animal and the colour pink so it's a very very logical leap to make. Do you think about T.ango calling you "Piggy" often, Z.ed? Bit of a Freudian slip in that mishearing there, perhaps? Z.ed's brought back his gameshow for HC season 10 and all 4 ZITS are on the server, so maybe it's time for a rebrand!
Is That Pig Drooling At Me, the game where the pig is sitting on a slowly-rotating piston, and whoever he's facing when the wool blocks drop* gets to feed him! First person to have an empty plate wins, after which they all retreat to a bed where Piggy can enjoy belly rubs from the winner and comfortably pass out from a food coma... But only after finishing the other two plates, of course 🥰
*the usual up-down piston movement wasn't too kind to an overfilled stomach. Piggy's pained moans were nice, as was the sight of his fat jiggling and bouncing every time the piston extended... but not worth the show's runtime being cut in half due to decidedly unsexy nausea.
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Aghhhfbdjsn everything is so good!! Thank you so much for sharing these :3
