#ship.ask

[breathofnyx]

why do lestappen look like they just woke up and randomly decided to pop down to city hall for a civil union

charles saw the cringefail loser paddle video and needed him so carnally this happened

[breathofnyx]

The oscar saga is a hint for Max that Charles is fertile and ready

if he didn’t get it by the way charles has been laughing at his dumbest jokes then there’s no hope for him. someone else will take the job

[breathofnyx]

the picture of max with his fist raised in the club is just fisting propaganda i'm sorry

it's a mating call. for charles who was in another club

[breathofnyx]

Frat bro max and cheerleader a-student graduating with honours and ten job offers charles au is alive and well in my mind

same…. for every frat bro max pics, there’s a disgruntled charles who keep telling his friends that he’s Not attracted to him (trips on the dance floor when max down eight successive shot in one go)

[breathofnyx]

If anything he might go when Lewis is his teammate, because Lewis is a veteran and will show him the ropes.

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[breathofnyx]

DID YOU SEE THE VIDEO OF MAX AND CHARLES IN THAT CAR THAT TOOK THEM TO THE PODIUM 😭😭 last i checked there were 3 of them but max and charles got in the same one for some reason there’s this like 5 sec video of them waving to fans on it and it’s giving king and queen waving to us peasants. anyways

yeah 😭 literal king & queen of annoying ppl (me)

[breathofnyx]

If charles looks so wife with both max and carlos, which i very much agree, who has the upper hand here??

see we have v different situations there so it’s hard to compete. charlos have been contractually married and they’re feeling their marriage is coming into an end. so this is currently a v married situation where theyre both starting to get nostalgic & making the most of it by being terrible & passive aggressive & trying to have the upper hand & having nasty sex ❤️

and lestappen is this work wife/husband relationship which has gotten so out of control they’re Real Life Married now and they also have never learned to be normal abt each other. but they’re natural at it while still can’t look at each other in the eyes & feeling sad whenever they don’t see e/o & never telling it clearly.

tldr: charlos is tradwife, housewife charles. lestappen is weirdest-married-couple-award, max thinks his wife is the most perfect person on the planet.

[breathofnyx]

isn’t the bb charles pic (with the spiderman helmet) with max in the bg also the same pic max replied to on twitter saying charles (and esteban) were looking sexy 😭 he’s such a loser about charles oh my god

yeah 😭 this one comment was particularly out of place since it was a post abt jules after his accident but he just. yeah. he’s a bit of a loser innit