#ship: garbart

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     never really took much                          never really had to.      only had a small crush                          problem was that it grew.

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i'll send garbart just because i love you two

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave:  they both do, really.  but bart takes all the blame, because he enjoys watching gar not be in trouble

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit:  gar has so many vines up of bart doing embarrassing things at superspeed.  so many

who breaks the most phones:  bart does.  he moves too fast and screws up the touchscreens

which one I could see as being lactose intolerant:  neither, really?  but for the purposes of the question, i feel it’s more likely bart is

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t:  bart thinks he can do a lot of things, but he just can’t

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed:  bart, in all honesty.  gar’s established he takes over the entire bed before, and bart’s crappy sleeping patterns aren’t going to give him a decent amount of sleepy time with gar