"I will DESTROY Enoki!"
- Shirai Yusuke
Translation: Shirai: There’s a seiyuu called “Enoki* Junya”, and today I shall cut Enoki in half. [*Enoki = Enoki Junya / Enoki mushroom] Shirai: You’ve been in too many anime recently. (chop, staff laughing) There we go. Shirai: I’m doing this while thinking strongly of Enoki. (dark laugh) This [mushroom] is my cursed Enoki voodoo doll, and I’m gonna cut him in half again. (chop) Give me some of your anime roles. Shirai: Now we need to tear him apart. (mutteringly darkly) He keeps getting the main character roles… That bastard… I WILL DESTROY ENOKI. (aggressive tearing) Shirai: (drug-like deep inhale) I actually like enoki mushrooms a lot, it’s in my top two. Enoki mushrooms, Eryngii mushrooms– and what else…? Shirai: Well I really love Enoki and Eryngii. They’re my first and second choice respectively maybe. I like the texture of them in my mouth.
