#shirls

[seokjinsult]

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HOW LIKELY AM I TO:

name my firstborn after your url: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 (it would be a 10 but in reality i hate the taste of gin tonic)

decorate my room with your tumblr theme: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 (i love your mobile team so much!!)

save all your content on my phone: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 (i usually save darker stuff)

make out with your icon: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 (bitch come take me)

tattoo your tags on my forehead: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 (your tags are life)

⭐overall: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

⭐following: no, but pls accept my love regardless | following now! | yes!! marry me

(Send me a ⭐️?)

[seokjinsult]

I miss you and shirley 🥺

I’m just gonna cry in this soft corner here @jingertonic feel free to dry my tears with ur soon!to!be!blonde!hair! (now u gotta dye it)

[seokjinsult]

♣️ beep boop

You’re my: wife 💍 the one and only

How I met you: u were in my notifs a lot with that long ass username and then u changed it and blabla i fell i love with u

Why I follow you: there’s so many factors but mostly you make tumblr fun

Your blog is: ALL TAGS!! YOUR BLOG IS 85% TAGS

Your URL is: a nasty drink and that hot guy from bts

Your icon is: insert thirsty comment

A random fact I know about you: i have a long list of random things i know about you but let’s go with the fact that you love watching detective conan

General opinion: wife material

A random thought I have: it’s 4am i’m past the point of having random thoughts, it’s just blank now with a lot of love for you 💕💕💕

[seokjinsult]

u def ship u w tae simply bc both of you can bring a person down on their knees w one look, but also exude so much happiness and warmth both of you are partially why there’s global warming. the earth is blushing from having both of you exist together. (im joking abt global warming but everything else is the truth, only the truth, and nothing but the truth). but also both of you are masters of art and aes so ur basically a match made in heaven 💜💜💜

I love you so much 🥺 also you’re pretty much the only one here that’s seen my face so I will TAKE that compliment

tell me on anon or not who you ship me with and why 💘

[seokjinsult]

im here to rectify a glitch in the matrix in which sam is without (my) and puppy love!! 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

@pup/soulmate anon u still owe me a dog story (pls i still lov u) ALSO SHIRLEY YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING 🥺

[seokjinsult]

graveyard of the fireflies/from up on poppy hill/hidden figures? 🎥🎥🎥

never seen | want to see (waiting for the right mood to watch it because I just know it’s gonna make me depressed) | terrible | boring | okay | good | great | a favorite

never seen | want to see | terrible | boring | okay | good | great | a favorite

never seen | want to see (on my to watch list though) | terrible | boring | okay | good | great | a favorite

put a film in my ask

[seokjinsult]

Joon never let me live so why should I afford the same courtesy to him ((jkjkjk I love him w all my heart))

it’s not like I’m letting taehyung live over the mouth-open eating thing so guess we’re just mean hoes today

[seokjinsult]

we've walked down this cutesy road before but indulge me 🍉🍉🍉

oh god shirls you wanna open that door??? let’s see, the truth is that I saw you in my notifs a lot (when you changed urls) before my lazy ass went over to check out your blog and you were so soft and your tags were a chaos and i was just drawn to the soft chaos i guess?? idk how we started talking after that but we’ve literally talked ever since and i can’t imagine not talking to you now?? what i love most is your endless babbling about whatever (jin) and i mean i love your blog but i love you more??? you always send me dumb things and laugh at my super dumb jokes (at least you think i’m funny) and i just have a really soft spot for you 💕💕