Voltron according to my mom
(vld according to my older sister coming soon)
Shiro: Quinten (she said he looks wize and weird like my great grandpa Quinten)
Keith: Jason (was disgusted to find his name was Keith because she hates that name L M F A O)
Lance: “oh this is the one you cry over right? Ah his name is like Aaron or something I think” “oh it’s lance? That’s a good name too”
Hunk: Frank
Pidge: [before finding out she’s a girl] Malcom/Matthew [after finding out she’s a girl] Christine/Katie “aw mom I’m so proud you guessed a name correctly” “she’s a Katie but you call her pidge? explain?”
Allura: Lauren or Eliza
Lotor: “Frodo. He’s the elf boy right? I can’t keep all this stuff straight.”
Coran: Eddy
Zarkon: Sazamataz (still confused on this one)
Haggar: Agnes
Honerva: Samantha (was shocked to learn Haggar and Honerva were the same person)
Shay: Rocky
Matt: Matt. She been knew.
Axca: Veronica (me: W H EEEEE Z E THATS HER GIRLFRIEND)
Veronica: Delaney
Zethrid: she answered with “Koala Girl” so. Idk.
Ezor: Bridget
Narti: was convinced that she was a robot and reFUSED to give a name to something that was probably considered A-5019 or something
James Griffin: “he looks like a dick so he’s probably Brad or Chase”
Nadia Rizavi: Sofia
Ina Leifsdottir: Ellen/Eleanor (“she looks like Ellen from the Ellen show”)
Ryan Kinkade: Joey/Joseph (“he doesn’t look like a Ryan at all”)
Bob: Galophy (“he’s an alien so I gave him an alien name sTOP LAUGHING AT ME”)
