im sorry but no matter what i will never use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". its "ofcourse". obviously.

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im sorry but no matter what i will never use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". its "ofcourse". obviously.
i am eating chips. i am stress smoking. i am a rat behind a grocery store. i am responding to emails professionally. i am avoiding all texts from friends. i am taking benzodiazepines to call my girlfriend. i am relaxed. i am too stressed out to function. i am a boy king. i am treating my spine like a slinky.
Ditch Ad Block Plus.
And now for an announcement from your friendly neighborhood IT worker.
If you use Ad Block Plus, you should uninstall it and download and install uBlock Origin immediately. (There are Firefox versions of all the extensions I’ll talk about here, just google ‘em. And some for IE, Edge and Opera.)
Ad Block Plus is now now only letting advertisers pay them to whitelist some ads, but is now letting advertisers pay them to put their own ads on websites INSTEAD of what you would normally see on that website.
Please remember that it’s possible to spread malware, including Crypotowall type malware, through ads on websites. Yes, ads are how websites make most to all of their revenue, but until ads can be trusted to not destroy your machine, you should not view them if possible.
Please make sure you get uBlock Origin and not just uBlock.
I also suggest installing a flash blocker like FlashControl. This will keep flash from automatically loading on websites you visit. Unfortunately, malware can be spread through just about any version of flash. Make sure you keep flash up to date, as well. FlashControl will be slightly disruptive to your browsing habits, but most things will load with just a single click. You can always disable it on a website if it’s being too disruptive somewhere.
If you really want to protect your privacy, install Privacy Badger. Privacy Badger will stop trackers / cookies from knowing who you are and where you’ve been on the internet. It also can be slightly disruptive, so if a site isn’t working correctly, disable one or both of FlashControl and Privacy Badger.
Even if you don’t want to do FlashControl and Privacy Badger, PLEASE do yourself a favor and move to uBlock Origin. Hope this helps!
Please read. Ad Block has sold you out to the ad industry, and this is not an exaggeration. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/adblock-plus-wants-serve-you-ads-wait-what-1581285
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people who are like "noooooo don't do psychedelics just to have fun and get high, you have to take them to experience deep spiritual insights" are completely wrong, just the absolute opposite of correct, if you take acid to get high and have fun you'll have a great time, if you take acid to experience Spiritual Insight you will go insane and try to start a cult
i cannot express how much of a bad idea it is to convince yourself that everything you think and see during an acid trip is Real and Correct and The Truths Of The Universe
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today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy
Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats.
My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.
I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.
If you're a side sleeper, get your shots on the side you do not sleep on.
what if you sleep like a rotisserie chicken
Anastasia wasn’t a Disney movie. Saying it is now, simply because Disney bought Fox, is creatively anachronistic. Don Bluth didn’t fight in the animation trenches and escape the clutches of The Mouse to have his work artistically misattributed. I’m not dying on this hill. I’m defending this hill. I’m killing on this hill.
How are speedrunners not even like.. employed as professional beta testers
consider this:
game dev: any bugs?
speedrunner: no.. i checked everything.. no bugs sir :)
speedrunner in his head:
fun game dev fact!
i do QA testing on AAA games. speedrunners are considered throughout the testing process, and every once in a while we will log a bug or an exploit that can be considered useful for speedrunners, and the devs may deliberately choose to not fix the exploit.
sometimes either the exploit is left in, or it may be that it would be such an exhaustive rewrite of a lot of low level systems that fixing it just isn’t worth the time and effort when 99% of players won’t experience it playing normally.
consider the fact that a lot of exploits speedrunners use are usually involved with the physics engine, player controller, or some other significant core pillar of the game—to fix something like that would probably end up breaking hundreds of systems built on top of those core systems.
i for one have literally watched a speedrun of a game i worked on, where the runner used an exploit that i personally found and logged!
several of my coworkers are speedrunners in fact, and they end up finding some of the wildest bugs!
could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….
girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”
girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”
horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”
Happy Easter guys!!!
so if the blood of maidens is the purest, then man blood has to be the equivalent of junk food,,, so essentially if the girls are hungry and alcina says 'no you are not going into the village for man blood' that's basically mama saying 'no mcdonald's for you'
POST CHANGELOG 2021-04-04:
no longer violates the geneva convention
I don't dress like a "boy" or a "girl", I dress like you should not ask me to lift any heavy items
why would you hide this in the tags
Fuck this *uncats your girl*
Fuck YOU *unboys your cat*
SCREAMING OVER THIS
man i’m gonna say it that tv head thing that early-teens tumblr had going on was great and i want it back
this shit. this shit ruled. start doing this again
i love abortion and i love divorce
i pop some pills and i ride my horse