#shit!!!!!!!!!!

[pinacoladamatata]

Realizing I haven't updated my rumarin fic in almost 2 months

[leofrith]

all this other shit and i forgot padme is gonna die like. today.

so FUCK i guess!!!!!

[cececils]

Why do these murderers like do everything to get caught?????? Bitch if you know you drive a rare car , use a rare murder weapon and then leave the body on display in some public ass place bc your literally a dramatic bitch just like drop yourself off a the department, you wanna be caught. Like the detective is sitting there like

"the killers murder weapon was a knife from the 800's bc the copper got into the victims body and his motive must've been love bc he drew a heart on the victim also he left a good fucking chunck of his hair on the victims clothes so we know he has black hair and greasy hair, also the get away car was a rare 1960's car bc they had special tire made for it and it only and those are the tracks here."

And the victims greasy ass ex boyfriend pulls up in his rare fucking car and looks at the police without an alibi and says "it wasn't me now I gotta go back to work at the museum"

Like?????? Then they spend the next twenty minutes trying to figure out who dun it like bitch he still has the same knife in his house!!!!!! He was holding it earlier!!!!! He fucking grins when he talks to you and is oddly happy and yet anxious when talking to you!!!! Catch his greasy ass!!!!!!

[delistylehardcore]

the food chain

[allthoughts-headgay]

put down the book, turn off the youtube video, close all those tabs, now go actually do it you bitch

[shmothman]

twelve hours at a time you say??? 👀👀👀

Y. U. P.

[elderly-scrolls]

I ;M SCREEEEAAMINGGGG I JUST LOOKED UP THE TEASER FOR GREEDFALL AND WHAT THE FUCK. SHIT GODDAMN. I’VE NEVER SEEN A GAME THAT’S MORE MY AESTHETIC™ THAN THAT.