#shit friends

[delusionalgrayunicorn]

when your circle is small but full of bullshit

[ageingpopulation]

has anyone else had a friend whose convo is dry af when talking about your life but engaged and high-effort when talking about their own? and they will ask about you but only to fill silences until they have something more to share about themselves? is there a name for this

[whizbitch]

i just sent a text to my friend where i actually stood up for myself and i’m shaking with fear and adrenaline rip

[casualgnome]

How have I only just realised how much of a shitty friend you’ve become

[mardelina]

Wish you were here 🐪

[high-school-need-jesus]

physical education

at the fourth hour of the lesson the teacher of physical education takes us outside.

She says 《guys, let's start with a run》 and start running. After almost two minutes from the beginning of the lesson, my friend stumbles into a kind of plastic circle that is on the ground, and falls. The pants were torn off at the knee and now has a giant hole there, and instead of helping her, we laughed like idiots.

# Shit friends🙃👾

[cxsmicjester]

@secretaryx3elementsmages continued

Marx fell over on the floor laughing when he saw that he successfully scared his friend. All he did was jump out from her shadow screaming while making a face.

Well..He can scream really loud if he wants to and he can REALLY contort his face.

{ ♠ }” AHAHAHAH! OH MAN SUSIE! THAT WAS TOO EASY!”