#shit talking?

[zestrya]

Bold of you to assume I sleep.

— Leviathan, Lucifer and Barbatos, probably

[milkydumdum]

You have my attention.

Give me your Crog anatomy bullshit ramble.

OH MY! You scared me. So uh. I thought no one is actually going to ask about it. So I'm very happy!

Khem. To the topic.

As you can see I'm more russian speaker, but I'll try to translate my stupid bubbling about crogs.

First, their ancestors. Due their antennas and their a little strange proportion I think they can be arthropods, like cancers or scorpios and not a mammal. And because of this I came to thought that Kramm can be more cold planet with one-two continent. Geography more extravagant and tougher, like ozone holes up of several part of continent making it extra hot places to live or places where almost everyday could be such a strong winds that forming sand stormes. So crog's ancestors is need to be strong and more collective. Like bees! And they have a queens! But because of some cataclysms they escaped into caves where they found Bloodlite - mineral which has big radiation power and some illogical magic quality? I actually rely on part about Avatar magic and yada yada. In the light of this mineral crogs, more like their queens, became smarter and get some aging immortality. No they die and get killed when it can happen, but females age mooore longer than males. But after so many years of evolution and degradation, queens... They became a big blob thing. I mean-

Females because of their due to constant exposure to bloodlite and their lifestyle, where activity could only occur during sexual intercourse, competition for dominance in their nest (there is only one queen and two princesses), and emergency nest defense, females degraded into a kind of lake of cells. All vital organs were at the bottom of the body, and the females found themselves in a kind of suspended animation. However, even in this state, they can still produce offspring and even send sound and pheromone signals that only the Krogs understand (subconsciously). And now... We have a strange formation. Crogs (males and half-female) is the one who we can see on screen, but females aren't. Oh, and females are named Klyuchenkya. I won't translate it how I made it with bloodlite, because it's more cute pronunciation.

Okay. The ancestors was, in such strange and chaotically way, a little bit finished. So which one you wanna know more?

There's like... from up to down: movement, nervous system, circulatory system, respiratory system which is little, sense organs and regulation, excretory system, digestion and diet, breeding and growth. The last one was about ancestors so don't choose it.

I'm reaaally haaappy to talk about this.

[milkydumdum]

I actually can right a fucking dissertation about crog biology and anatomy because IWANTIT reason. Wanna hear my stupid shittalk about my thoughts about them?

[chesterlepanda]

My manager doesn't use deodorant.

Apparently she's never used it for a long ass time. Well she doesn't stink but then again I do see her spray a lot. Ha oh well she don't stink so it's cool.