Jan 29, 2017
Prompt 13
He has collected knowledge of a few dozen ways to climb the Great Firewall of China. His government would be surprised if it knew.
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Prompt 13
He has collected knowledge of a few dozen ways to climb the Great Firewall of China. His government would be surprised if it knew.
SHIT APH CHINA DOES
Texts everyone in Chinese and pretends to not know what they are talking about.
E.g:
France: *asks something in English*
China: 我不知道。
France: ?
China: Did you ask something?
Shit APH China Does #144
NEVER flushes his toilet paper. (The plumbing in China is much more delicate, as they say)
Shit APH China Does #143
Fangirled over the Olympics, especially the Chinese team for volleyball and that one cheerful swimmer. (Sat at home and yelled until Japan called him to say shut uppp)
Shit APH China Does #141
Takes pictures with all the white tourists who visit his home.
(Always smiles really wide with the peace sign. Shh he tried)
Shit APH China Does #139
Feels old
Shit APH China Does #138
Will reply to texts with awkward gifs and stickers only, it’s rather hard to understand and very easy to misunderstand.
Shit APH China Does #137
*Kicks the wall violently* And of course no one looks at him strange, this is common behavior.