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Shit Aph Turkey Does #12

It's like a Russian winter here what the hell, not even salep can warm him up...

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Shit Aph Turkey Does #8

Argues with the Europeans about the EU. Usually goes like this: "Why am I not in the EU yet?" "Because you're not a part of Europe." "I MADE you, ungrateful fuckers!" [Fun fact: When the first Turkic empire--The Great (Asia) Hun--divided and the North Huns began migrating (The Migration of Tribes), the European tribes were forced to retreat elsewhere. That's how the Europe we know today was formed.]

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Shit Aph Turkey Does #6

Pretends like he's not hurt when a country takes a step back when they see him.

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Shit Aph Turkey does #27

Opens the door for everyone who answers the “who’s this?” question “it's me”

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Shit Aph Turkey Does #6

Comforts America the best he can about the American elections.

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Shit Aph Turkey does #15

Teaches tourists Turkish swear words and curses. "Say A N G U T"