The Kebab Warrior

The shit has been done by Aph Turkey. Her yiğidin bir yoğurt yiyişi vardır.

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Shit Aph Turkey does #30

Makes fun of the longest name in Africa so much that the guy took a video of himself cursing in Turkish. https://youtu.be/fla-QobHzwg https://youtu.be/a-a2-VIHSuI

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Credits to @4geik on instagram, but true af.

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Shit Aph Turkey does #29

Responds "Bro it's Turkey what were you expecting" to the silly things going on in his country but actually has too much expectations from the people.

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Shit Aph Turkey does #28

Spams is friends with Saltbae memes and pretends to be him everytime he adds salt to his food.

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Shit Aph Turkey does #27

Opens the door for everyone who answers the “who’s this?” question “it's me”

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Why did Constantinople get the works? That’s nobody’s business but the Turks!

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Shit Aph Turkey does #26

Refuses to transform pidgeys when his Pokemon storage is full

[peteradnan]

sealand is the master of failed pick-up lines

don’t do this at home, kids

nor at school

nor at work

just don’t attempt this mate you’re not an immortal nation

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Shit Aph Turkey does #25

JUMPS OUT OF WINDOW WHEN HE SEES A FIGHT

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Shit Aph Turkey does #24

Sends cat pictues to Heracles after they had a big argument, because Heracles forgets everything then.

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Shit Aph Turkey does #23

Eats Russia's sunflowers

[kibarbeyzo-deactivated20170916]

aph turkey be like: i swear if i hear one more fucking thanksgiving joke im gonna shove a whole turkey down your throat and choke you with it

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EXACTLY.

[saltysongfury-deactivated202006]

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[lady-of-the-cauldron]

Let me tell you about what happened last night.

The government who put their people face to face with armed forces and caused many to die last night seems to have won the thing. I don’t understand why the f*ck those idiots went out to the streets.

Most say it was an act to strenghten the current government’s position, which seems like to be the case, and the president who called his civilians to go out to the streets and squares to face armed forces and caused many to die is now using this to prove his power, claiming to have suppressed a coup.

Many think and say that we just faced a fake coup.

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Shit Aph Turkey does #22

Never uses knife if it's not necessary, cuts his meals with the side of his fork.

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Shit Aph Turkey does #21

Slurps on a juice in public