#shitbost

[moran4444]

you still can not catch her.

[vladamsandler]

DAMN. I have NEVER seen big chunky cheesy meaty gouda mayor like this. If he isnt big, creamy, and cheesy like this, I don't want him. His sweaty fupa lumps marinading in his oils just turns me rock hard man. Thigh gaps? Ew. Jawline? What are you, gay? I need my big chunky easycheesy thicc gouda mozzarella daddy. Skinny?? Thinn?? Gross. Nasty. It's gotta be easy. It's gotta be cheesy. You're doing it wrong if you're not doing it THICC.

If the sour aroma of a nice juicy creamy cheesy mozarella mayor's fupa doesn't turn you on, you are fucked in the head my friend. How could you look at those delicious gooey creamy thighs and not pop a johnson? Those ooey gooey creamy chunky gouda cheesy mozzarella daddy thighs. FUCK. FUCK. I'm salivating.

If you dont like thicc, you're fucking low test. If you dont fuck a nice ooey gooey greazy easy cheesy chunky mozzarella mayor, you're fat short bald little beta cuck with no gains.

[vladamsandler]

possible alternate universe robbie names (compilation post)

Bad Bradley (the golden original)

Mean Morris

Slothful Jeremiah

Hangry Henry

Sexy Stefan (our universe)

Rotten Roberto

Dastardly Dick

Devious Daryl

Evil Evan

Conniving Carter

Naughty Nathan

Wicked Willy

Villainous Vagania

Willainous William

Malicious Matthew

Suave Sampson

Nasty Nick

Smelly Sam

Sinful Sawyer

Lazy Lenny

thanks Succateers for brainstorming these

reblog and add more

[vladamsandler]

[vladamsandler]

[vladamsandler]

snat vs snat fight

[vladamsandler]

could mr fantastic use his weird noodle dick like a lasso to subdue his enemies

[vladamsandler]