#shitccpeoplesay

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Hair Waving

"I was walking to class and this white girl waved her hair at me. Repeatedly. I'm your generally nerdy Asian guy, so this doesn't happen to me often - atleast I don't notice it. However, after I got a new hair cut and bought some new clothing, this, for some reason, started happening a lot more. When a girl waves her hair at you, does that mean she's attracted to you? Also, what tips would you recommend to a guy getting girls?"

I WAVE MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH! I WAVE MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!

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Bangin' Bitches

On the Dartmouth page:

"I've been to maybe 4 parties in my entire life, and I don't know how to dance; moreover, as a male, I'm somewhat uncomfortable with the "raw" notions of masculinity projected by frat cultures (where it seems that "bangin_ b_tches" is somehow a measure of self-worth) and I've never been a fan of the crude."

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Literally the ONLY semi-humble person on College Confidential

"So I got wait listed to Colgate, which I know would probably be disappointing to most, but I'm just happy that they actually thought me qualified to mayyybe go there."

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Chances for Hogwarts!

"Hey guys,

I'm currently in 7th grade (I'm 13), and I'm just wondering if it would still be possible to transfer to Hogwarts at this point in the admission cycle. I think I show significant signs of magical potential. -I got a 99 on all sections of the SSAT, guessing correctly 133 times. -I was once playing ping pong, and the ball suddenly grew wings and flew away. -I have a scar above my eye (although it's the left one). -When I visit my grandfather's farm, I converse with various species of fowl. Might the admissions office be swayed by my career plan to be an herbologist (specialising in wart treatment)? Also, I am Asian-American. Will that help my chances for admission? I think Asians are an underrepresented minority in the Hogwarts community. One more thing; how generous is Hogwarts in terms of financial aid? I think I'd need at least partial FA. Do they cover airfare from the US to Britain? Thanks a lot!!!!! Please respond ASAP; I wouldn't want to wait another year!"

First response:

"You're probably a mudblood and that'll deny you FA."

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Poor rural twentyfourhundo...

"twentyfourhundo" posted:

"Rejected. 2250 SAT, 4.0 UW GPA, Eagle Scout, class president and president of three other organizations. From poor rural high school. Just giving future readers an idea of the competition."

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Troll Pimp

"UW: 1.34

W: 4.7/5.5 ACT: Reading:31 Math: 36 Science:24 English: 18 (writng):11 NMSF: Commended  APs: French Lit, Computer Sci AB, APUSH (all 3) gender: male Race: Mutt Family Tuition: IDK, I ran away from home at age 3 Famous: My Grandfather was a suicide bomber and my brother inspired 2 Law and order SVU episodes ecs: Work at Brothel, Janitor for Playboy Manision Essay: I paid off a guy who was admitted to Cornell Last year Leadership: Senior Assosiate at Jamie's Prime Brothel, Student Council rebellion leader Safteys: Upenn Wharton Middle: MiddleBurry, Vassar, Smith,  Reach: Ole Miss CHANCE ME!!!!!"

    They say colleges want unique extracurriculars and minorities...

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Mazeltov, B Students!

Thread title: "Colleges for the Jewish 'B Student' " Number of posts: 16,171

http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/parents-forum/931514-colleges-jewish-b-student.html

That's a lot of posts for a pretty specific demographic.

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Troll Confessions

I have to admit, this is pretty funny. Though the first commentor didn't seem to think so...

http://www.parchment.com/c/discussion/talk.php?story=8763

  "i troll the harvard boards on college confidential. the only reason that's fun is because the kids on that forum are actually more stressed than i am. awesome. oh and i get down on friday. WHICH SEAT CAN I TAKE?"