There seems to be a lot going on, and none of it has been in my favor. I’m reminded of something an old HMC once told me, when I bitched about having nothing go my way, while bad luck or misfortune seemed to be going against me - like bad luck and misfortune have totally dropped everything to completely focus... ...on me. . HMC said, “When luck isn’t on your side, you need to eat more p*ssy...” ~ I’m kidding. . What he REALLY said was, “When it seems like nothing is going your way, like you’re completely out of luck - Quit bitching and work harder.” . Yeah. It’s been a little over a year and a half. Luck left me a long time ago, while everyone around me seems to be thriving with little to no effort. I seem to be the “Shit Magnet”. . So be it. I will not only be a “Shit Magnet”, I will be THE “Shit Magnet. I will be the best damn Shit Magnet to ever magnet shit! I will win awards for the amount of shit I magnet, that anyone who tries to compete in the Shit Magnet Olympic Trials will be told to turn around, because the only person who can compete with me - is me. . I will magnet such glorious shit, that the devil himself will wonder why all the shits-of-hell have gone missing! Satan will ask all his demons, “Where’d my shit go?” - and he’ll see how I magnificently performed as THE Shit Magnet. . They say “God gives his strongest soldiers the hardest trials...” ~ Dude upstairs needs to CHILL with that bullshit! I guess it’s that time, though. It looks like it’s time to work harder... . I’m signing off for a bit. I mean, you know I can’t stay away from all the cleavage and thighs on social media, but I’m keeping away for a little, because I gotta handle some shit. In the meantime, eat well. . #shitmagnet #takingabreak #sapporo #beerstagram #beer #needtochill #gonnachill #steppingaway #timeout #signingoff #signingoffforawhile #iwillbeback #needtofocus #gonnastareatbewbs #gonnastalk #callortext #meagainsttheworld #magnetic #shitisreal #breathe #whatdoesntkillmemakesmehungry https://www.instagram.com/p/B9YpOSUJqWT/?igshid=1wy117k9zdahl
