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Oh my god, you can't just ask people why they YEET.

Nerd Boyfriend Telling Nerd Girlfriend about some news.

Nerd Girlfriend: Yeet.

Nerd Boyfriend: ...What?

Nerd Girlfriend laughs.

Nerd Boyfriend: Did you just say "yeet?"

Nerd Girlfriend: Yeah, I did.

Nerd Boyfriend: Babe...

Nerd Girlfriend: I'm sorry! I hang out with college kids!

Nerd Boyfriend: But babe, you can't just use yeet like that... you can't just YEET the word yeet into the conversation like that.

#nerd boyfriend #nerd girlfriend #yeet #mean girls #shitnerdcouplesays #shit nerd couple says #on Tuesday's we shitpost in real life

Lin Manuel Mirandas is our shit

We’ve gone to see Hamilton on Nerd Boyfriend’s birthday, and we finally get out during intermission.

Nerd Girlfriend: Man, I forgot how the tracks split during the show, I kept thinking, oh the intermission is after Yorktown; oh right so it ends after Dear Theodosia.

Nerd Boyfriend: But hey, psst, hey, psst hey... what about Nonstop though?

Nerd Couple Together: WHAT ABOUT NONSTOP THO?

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La Cosa Nabisco

Nerd Girlfriend: Oh look Wayfair sent me coupons.

Nerd Boyfriend: Huh?

Nerd Girlfriend: The place I got my bed, they sent me a catalog.

Nerd Boyfriend: OH! I thought you said "wafer", so I was like "You mean Nilla?"

Nerd Girlfriend: Yes, of the Nabisco Crime Family.

*both of us lose it*

#late night conversations #shitnerdcouplesays #nerd girlfriend #nerd boyfriend #she's a dork #but so am i #and I love her #nabisco #wayfair #it's been a food metaphor type of day #apparently they're based out of Jersey so they probably are

They have tea? Yeah, well right now I’m the Boston fucking Tea Party, bitch!

Nerd Girlfriend, responding to news that someone had tea to spill, after having what can be diplomatically understated as “a day”.

#nerd girlfriend #shitnerdcouplesays #boston tea party #tea #so much tea #gravitational tea

Commitment Issues

Nerd Girlfriend: You know I like sleep because it's like death without the commitment

Nerd Boyfriend: Honey you like anything that doesn't involve actual commitment

Nerd Girlfriend: . . . Okay WOW

#can we drag me in the morning ?#nerd girlfriend #nerd boyfriend #nerd couple #nerd love #shitnerdcouplesays #commitment issues #love #cute #funny

You bet your ass. Except don’t actually bet it because I like it and I don’t want us gambling with important things.

Nerd Boyfriend

#nerd couple #nerd love #nerd girlfriend #nerd boyfriend #relationship goals #cute #funny #shitnerdcouplesays

“I know we’re not hungry but... are we sure?”

Nerd Boyfriend as we wander past more and more delicious smelling food.

#nerd boyfriend #nerd girlfriend #nerd couple #shit nerd couple says #shitnerdcouplesays #food #when it all smells so good #but tiny tummies

Nerd Girlfriend: Ugh, I don't know how to dress like a person!

Nerd Boyfriend: You don't dress like a person. You dress like Rihanna.

Nerd Girlfriend: What?

Nerd Boyfriend: You dress to slay honey. All. The. Time.

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