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Where can I buy a box of dead babies!?!?"

Nursing home

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I can't even make this up.

*on the phone*

Old Lady: "Have you seen my arch nemesis lately?"

Me: "Well, I don't know who that is, so...."

Old Lady: "Other Old Lady"

Me: "Oh? Why is she your arch nemesis?"

Old Lady: "I gave her a hug once and she said I broke her back."

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Old Man about wife: Oh yeah, she used to have a lot of boyfriends.

Old Lady: Whadaya mean used to? I still do. *pats hair*

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KFC

Old Man: Please call KFC for me.

Me: Ok? Why?

Old Man: Because I'd like to have them deliver for room 212.

Me: Sir, KFC doesn't deliver....

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Hell no! That's the music the angels play. I'm staying away from that.

Old man when asked if he wanted to listen to the harp player

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He broke up with you cause he didn't want to buy you a Christmas present.

-My grandmother

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I've put myself under self-imposed quarantine.

Old Lady refusing to come out of her room cause she has a cold