Shit Old People Say

I work in a nursing home and some of the stuff old people say is so funny out of context... Enjoy

[shitoldpeoplesaydotcom]

All the beans are gonna explode backwards!

Nursing

[shitoldpeoplesaydotcom]

Where can I buy a box of dead babies!?!?"

Nursing home

[devildaisies]

it fucking blows my mind when like cp10 Pokemon have the audacity to pop out of the pokeball. what the fuck. you mean nothing to me. get in the ball.

[armyforlife]

Wow Jaehwan, you’ve got great vocals 👍😂 *volume warning*

[naturepunk]

Being

It took me 20 years to finally realize that if someone wants to judge you for enjoying anything “different” or “weird” in life, the problem is with them, not with you. Eat your cereal out of a wine glass, watch all the stupid anime you never watched in junior high, and drink which ever cheap beer YOU like the most. Those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.

[shitoldpeoplesaydotcom]

I'm not naked! ...I have my socks on.

Nursing home

[shitoldpeoplesaydotcom]

Wipe that pee off of me or I'm going to woop your ass!

[shitoldpeoplesaydotcom]

Gotta drain the dew from the lilly!