#shitpantsesquire

[askthelumberjack]

"PEE PEE."

“Good mornin’ to you too, Shitpants!” 

[littlestlovebug-blog]

"PELICANS ARE FLYING TRASHCANS."

What was screaming at her today? Why, it looked to be a bug of some sort! A very strange, very special sort of bug that she had never seen before. But no matter, Wynsome liked bugs; all kinds of bugs!

“Birds are weird, huh?” she said, crouching down. “But I like them. They’re kind of funny...even if they do eat trash and poop all over the coastline.”

[askthelumberjack]

"PEEPEE."

“It’s the goshdang middle of the night who’s-....Oh jeez, it’s you. Warm weather got you out of the ground, eh?” 

[marblemenaceandsidekickspot]

Nickname pffffpfpf

As Send me 'Nickname' for my muses nickname for yours

"Wibbly 'eaded jabber winger."

-Spot half curls then zig zags its shape, mimicking the bug-alien's antennae-

[silent-survivor]

"IF YOU LICK THE AIR DOES IT GET WET?"

Wes stared at the... creature, before blinking a few times as if he wasn't sure what he was seeing.And then he shrugged.He didn't even know licking air was possible at all!

[waverlythetimid]

"SOMETIMES NIGHTMARE STARES AT PEOPLE WHEN THEY TAKE NAPS."

"Nightmare d-does a lot of things. ...Shitpants, if I ever tell you I'm going to go take a nap, please don't let me."

[waverlythetimid]

SHITPANTSESQUIRE

SHITPANTS ESQUIRE IS THE GREATEST THING WE'VE EVER CREATED. No but seriously, this was an amazing idea and it's brought us so much humor in the past months and that's a lovely thing.

Also the mun is a wonderful close friend and someone I've always known I could depend on, even when the going gets rough. We've had our complications, but we've forced through like a couple of bosses and came out stronger than ever because we're a couple of boss ass bitches. I love my Asscactus.

[marblemenaceandsidekickspot]

shitpantsesquire said:"HI. I'M SHITPANTS."

Marble stares at the weird... thing in confusion. 

"... What in the darkness are ya?"