Dec 29, 2025
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Why buy a scooter for your infant child when you're just gonna be carrying it around all day? Also, why do the most out of shape people wear under armour shirts? Oh well, might as well drop them in the skatepark so I can stare into the loving abyss of my smart phone. Just some observational satire I've been wanting to draw for a while now. #jeffcoopmanart #1881customs #scooterkid #shitpants #surfchamp #underarmour #scooterkid #scooterkids #toyscooter #sandalsandsocks #outofshape #dadbod #poorlychosenoutfit #mohawkhelmet #illustration #satire #gimpphotoeditor #crap #skateparksarenotfortoddlers https://www.instagram.com/p/CfUh_lKPjKA/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
So I was flying around with a random elder dragon right? Then I spawned at one of the walls, because I wanted to see an epic fight go down, but little did I know that there not only was one, but two freaking dragons ( Ancient & Another Elder) were after our asses, so I had my dragon (The one laying near the pillar on the left) attack them one at a time, but the chaos was so intense that he ended up dying so I summoned Odahviing instead, Jesus Christ! That shit was both badass, but fucking terrifying because my health was constantly draining so I had to keep using console commands to add more health potions to my inventory. This poor Argonian is gonna have to either find another pair of Ebony armor or get this one squeaky clean, because I am 100% sure that I've defecated in them.
DID YOU MAKE THE ‘PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS’ DITTY??? BLESS, I HAVE THAT VIDEO STUCK IN MY HEAD CONSTANTLY
Bet ur ass I did buddy B) Magnum opus
"PELICANS ARE FLYING TRASHCANS."
What was screaming at her today? Why, it looked to be a bug of some sort! A very strange, very special sort of bug that she had never seen before. But no matter, Wynsome liked bugs; all kinds of bugs!
“Birds are weird, huh?” she said, crouching down. “But I like them. They’re kind of funny...even if they do eat trash and poop all over the coastline.”
“Why is your pocket moving?” Eirik to Waverly
Her pocket? Waverly hadn’t put anything in her pockets. She just threw this hoodie on before she left the apartment.
Oh.
Oh no.
Oh dear god, please no.
“HI, I’M SHI--” before the mantis could screech any louder, Waverly stuffed her hands in her pockets to silence him. It worked rather well, leaving only a quiet, muffled speech emanating from the black sweater.
“It’s, uh...my phone. Vibrating.” she said with an awkward smile. “I h-h-have a really annoying ringtone, sorry.”
Got eeeem! #beezlybot #minime #casahachaté #shitpants