#shitpost generator malos

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Malos: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.

Malos: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

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Malos: So Jin, both of us can function as a blade and driver.

Jin: Should I be concerned about what you’re going to suggest?

Malos: Nah. Anyways, what if we were each other’s blades?

Jin: Like switching off?

Malos: No like at the same time

Jin: I’m not sure…

Mikhail: Do it for science.

*one week, 12 boxes of high strength painkillers, and multiple embarrassing videos later*

Jin: We are NEVER doing that again.

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Malos: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Malos: i became more evil if you’re curious

Pyra: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Malos: i’m going to get worse on purpose

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Malos: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Malos: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Malos: DEATH IS A ONE WAY STREET BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM COMMITTING ONE HELL OF A TRAFFIC VIOLATION

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Malos, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.

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Malos: can sharks eat bread

Jin: considering that they can eat license plates and come out fine, probably.