#shitpost in progress

[botanyshitposts]

so was anybody gonna talk about the new ecology paper proposing Ethiopian wolves as potential pollinators of native nectar-rich flower inflorescences positioned on stalks conveniently within wolf enjoying height AND that it includes photos of said wolves doing said unconfirmed alleged pollination (delightful) AND that it has observational evidence suggesting some wolves do like 1 flower and are done and other wolves just get really into it and spend upwards of an hour going between 20 and 30 flowers for up to 4-5 minutes per cluster just utterly going at it, lost in the nectar sauce? because I cannot BELIEVE I haven’t seen something on this webbed site about it yet. it just has everything this site enjoys

[pinksweet]

This edible ain’t shit

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

Non-shrink grout, my beloved.

[lichen-soup-scribe]

I bought some vampire teeth the other day; the quality wasn't great, as it turned out, but I still bit my gf's boobs with them

[startedraining]

You’d think more gamers would be into hummus??

[dopepoisonivyoncrack]

To Do list for tomorrow:

1. Bully Byakuran.

[milk-of-the-pearl]

Imagine getting banned from social media for saying what silver did to kreese

[cross-country-suggestions]

cross country runners will see a chance to commit acts of deadly hubris before god and be like, sorry I have to take this