#shitpost philosophy

[my-big-brain-ideas]

Hey guys it's important to me for yall to know that your just A Dude (gender inclusive). Like you're just Some Guy. No one really cares what you're doing in your little corner as long as it's not Crimes (not just the illegal ones). Thank you folk that was my ted talk goodbye

[maggie-d]

Bodies are just flesh Gundams. And our souls are the pilots.

[a-trashboat-named-deeznuts]

Gonna go stare into the abyss, which will stare back into me. Does anyone need anything?

[badcirculation]

We are all composed of layered selves.

Like a can of Pringles.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I was once employed by a man who:

Had immigrated to America from India

Was of one of the faiths that maintains that Reincarnation is a fact

Had come to the conclusion that if he committed Good Deeds and thought Good Thoughts in this life he would be reincarnated as a wealthy American’s pet dog.

I don’t know to what extent he really believed that, but he mentioned it often enough that it became a sort of running joke.

“Ah, but what if you get stuck as a purse chihuahua?”

“I am held by a beautiful woman at all times. I see no downside.”

“You’d be ok with a leash and collar? Being fenced in and contained?”

“7 days a week I am running this store! Explain to me the difference! That last woman said that she took her dog to a spa. A spa for dogs! I do not have anyone taking me to a spa.”

I am baffled by the theological implications. (Mostly because I’m ignorant, but… I can work on that). It’s certainly an entertaining thought.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The Simulation Hypothesis is just the Clockwork Universe, recapitulated with a new technology for wanna-be Atheists who are too weak-willed to fully embrace the notion that there is not, in fact, anyone “In Charge.”