#shitpost type shit

[eve-be-sleep-deprived]

Would Transitioning Fix Ballas?

NOOOO!!!!!

Nuanced Maybe

yes

Voting ended onMar 23

I'm doing a scientific study, for science, because the intrusive thoughts were intrusive

[burntoutwaxwings]

"Ha! What would Percy Jackson's godly domain be!!" You ask, activating my trump card.

His godly domain would be fucking retribution.

Child support? He got godly beings with immortal lives and infinite children to pay that shit. Unjust misery on two lost souls? Great, I'll make it yours. Killing thousands of curse demons? They're curse demons. Can't get more retribution than inflicting curses on yourself to save your loved one.

Second Domain: Loyalty. Bro is "Til Death do us part" personified. If he wanted to, even Zeus couldn't stop him from taking Hera's position as the deity of marriage.

Third domain: state of matter. Anything with liquid origins is his to manipulate. Summoning hurricanes? That's no easy feat. You would need to either add water to air or melt solid ice. He can just do that. He controls vapor, liquid, and solids.

Fourth domain: above all else, this man is compassionate to a fucking fault. All he sees is people. Half Donkey you say? Ha! Thats a person if I've ever seen one! His own brothers are gods and cyclopes. His favorite sibling is a cyclopes, his best friend is half goat, his favorite steed is a trans Pegasus (lore accurate, somehow. Blackjack was originally a Mare. I believe he is now a stallion.) His fourth domain is simple. EMPATHY!

That last one was actually just to make this a true shitpost. His last domain is love, and it's not even fucking close to anything else in his arsenal. Way more powerful. Bro might even be able to pull a "power of friendship ahh" ending off by accident.