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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Mike Driver
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@burntoutwaxwings
Waffles are superior k pancakes, but I'll take a good pancake over a good waffle most days because you didn't add chocolate chips to the waffle or the pancake and I'll be honest nobody can butter waffles right, therefore: pancakes are more consistent but also lesser.
*in Donny J Trump voice* "This is peak white girl music. Nothing tops this white girl music. Ya know, my friend, and he's a good friend, he says to me, Stu, what's the weakest white girl music, and I gotta say, the weakest white girl music, and it truly is peak, it's the peakest of peak, is Love Me Not by EMEI. Nothing beats it. Not even California Gurls. Not even Chappel Roan."
This is a bit. Chappel Roan is amazing.
As I think to myself
What a shitty driver...
What a shitty driver...
What a shitty driverrrrr....
This applies to literally everyone in the road, humble yourself
Ring ring
Ring ring
Hello, this is *doordash customer support*
You are late
Would you like to cancel ya order?
"no"
Order cancelled
"no"
Goodbye!!
I wish this happened to me right now. But via text
They did jt
"who did what"
My local bar and grill has created a restaurant burger that I actually don't think is exceptionally mid
Major Green Flag: when your partner doesn't settle for a bad parking job (I literally do this. That's why it's a green flag. Park good. It ain't hard.)
Other Major Green Flag: putting your shopping cart in the corral and grabbing other carts while doing it
Beige flag: cats (this is beige because cats can be beige)
Opinion, lukewarm take, even: sobriety isn't something that can be negotiated, even if the person in question has never had substance abuse problems.
"Hey do you wanna meet up on the third of the month at so and so club to part?"
"YEAH!! Of course, I love hanging out with you guys!!!"
*shoes up to club*
*it's a fucking orgy*
"WHAT THE FUCK GUYS, YOU KNOW IM ARO/ACE AND SEX AVERSE"
This is not an exaggeration of how stupid it is to assume that people who don't drink/get high will want to go to your party where they're pressured to be inebriated.
Legitimately hate when British people be like "oh my gosh its so hot!! You ameri-" I live in Texas. I am from the desert. I am not from the Texas desert. I am from a Rain Shadow High Plains Desert, known as Pueblo County, Colorado.
I do know how hot it is. I know more than you do.
In fact, I know all of the ways to get rid of the heat, including but not limited to: installing an awning, opening the windows. Fans. Two fans, one running air in, the other running air out.
These are all achievable without an AC unit. Do you know how to cool a Home without AC in the desert? You use fucking Fans. Sometimes you get a fan that sprays water all over the house.
Oh, it is 80°F, which is 27.somethingC. It is 74% humidity. You are at... *Checks notes* IM SORRY YOURE BITCHING ABOUT 45% HUMIDITY??? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. At least you have a claim to 82°F. That's... Still not hotter than where I am. That's London, though.
My Top 5 horror movies
-The Co-
Oh, right, this is supposed to be about like... Stuff that gives us the ick
- men who actually think homelander is even a remotely good guy
- MAGA and Come And Take It flags (we get it, your Republican... FUCK OFF)
- Not Having Money (oh wait...)
- The Rich (i still want to be rich though. I'll just pay my taxes and shit. Make the world a better place fr fr)
- CALLING A FUCKING AVENUE OR STROAD A BOULEVARD A BOULEVARD HAS A MEDIAN YOU GODS DAMN NINCOMPOOP!!! YOU TOAD EYES FOR BRAINS CIVIL ENGINEER, ITS NOT A BOULEVARD WITHOUT A MEDIAN
Doordash
Dog
Panda express
Panda express + dog = messed up doordash
Guys, don't let your pet dogs outside. Even if it does never enter the streets, your neighbors want their doordash.
Magnus: Alex, do you ever feel like there's more to the afterlife?
Alex: like what... Lore?
Magnus: nah I meant like... Reason. Calling.
Alex: ya fucking dipshit, your purpose is to die over and over again until you die one more time in a giant battle. And that's my purpose. And halfborn's too.
Magnus: no, I meant like... Actually, I don't know what I meant. Thanks though. Even though that wasn't it.
Guys, Gals and Pals.
I did it.
I got a coffee meetup with a filipina.
Is it a date? No. It is purely platonic as far as I know. I have no intention of making it a date. I just really like this coffee spot and I like my friend and I think my friend should try this coffee spot. It is a based line of thinking, if I say so myself.
Anyway, wish me luck.
How do I know it's platonic? I don't. Actually, I'm inclined to say the opposite after today. BUT NAY, audience, for if I do, I shall jinx it and possibly lose my friend. I shan't let such a thing happen, therefore, I shan't consider it a date.
What happened? We got ramen, went shopping, she bought some clothes, she bought ME some clothes. All the while her friend tagged along. And then we went to her friend's house. And then we played Roblox.
I now desperately need money. Like... 20 bucks of money. Possibly even 40. So I can buy the book series she recommended. It sounded good.
Guys, Gals and Pals.
I did it.
I got a coffee meetup with a filipina.
Is it a date? No. It is purely platonic as far as I know. I have no intention of making it a date. I just really like this coffee spot and I like my friend and I think my friend should try this coffee spot. It is a based line of thinking, if I say so myself.
Anyway, wish me luck.
Saw a skeleton get hard, BONER ALERT
You call a skeleton a skelly because it's fun and whimsical, I call a skeleton a skelly because I can't afford to lose monetization in my Christian Minecraft channel. We are not the same.
Saw a skeleton get hard, BONER ALERT
Saw a skeleton get hard, BONER ALERT
Need me a movie where it's slowly revealed the good guys are these bad guys and the bad guys are the good guys but the good guys never going the bad guys because they genuinely believe themself to be one the right, however about 3/4s of the way through we just swap perspective whole sale and the ending gives us a "The bad people will return in CLICHE MOVIE NAME: FOLIE O DEUX, THE RETURN OF CLICHE MOVIE NAME, PART II, CHAPTER II, VOLUME 2.