#shitpostss

[clarity2electricboogaloo]

Got me kicking my feet and giggling and shit I can’t 😔

I’m gonna implode

[claritys-silly-things]

Various incorrect quotes I usually have to edit to have the right character dynamics

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Cherri: I'm going to fight the next person who insults Angel.

Angel: I hate myself.

Cherri: Alright, square up.

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Alastor: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Husk: Please, just say fuck.

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Lucifer: Hey Adam, Lilith just broke my apple-shaped lamp.

Adam: Neat. I’m gonna die alone.

Lucifer: Okay, you win.

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Applebee's Waiter: What would you like to order?

Pentious: I'll take the apple.

Applebee's Waiter: We don't actually sell apples.

Pentious, visibly frightened: Ok then... I'll have the bees...

(not edited)

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Ritz: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.

Nella: *laughs* Book recommendation? I can’t read!

(“Whaddup I’m Nella, I’m 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read”)

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Husk: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Angel: Jokes on them. I'll ruin his fucking life.

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Molly: Sorry if I'm bothering you...

Surgeon: How do you keep waking up and saying that?

[levtuve]

dude u already had the cell an hour ago

[gothic-goober]

Kermit, Have Some Kermit People

[duckumentaries]

zuzu pets were a cultural phenomenon

[rogah-wrote-gaga]

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- remus to sirius at some point probably

[clarity2electricboogaloo]

I was so caught off guard by how big the trident symbol above Percy’s head was when he got claimed 😭😭

I thought it was just a little blue glowy symbol that popped up not a full on actual-trident-sized hologram-

[clarity2electricboogaloo]

I love queerplatonic alastor duos sm‼️‼️

*explodes*