Hey, do you like tricking? With a smattering of freerunning?
Done by a guy who is a Furry?
Oh boy, do we have the video for you.
Here is a Furry, with facial hair groomed more fine than a 90s boy band member who is so deep in the closet he lives in Narnia. You know, we could live with his shit style. His mom probably loves him.
It's his questionable sponsorships.
He loves the Red Bull too if one goes by the sponsorship. Of course, he doesn't drink it to be better at being fit. But yea, getting paid by them is pretty sweet, because he needs to buy more tail. That came out wrong. Furry costume tail. He doesn't pay for sex, because Red Bull doesn't pay that much.
No, seriously guy, red bull was sued because their drink does not increase athletic or intellectual ability, like their ads claimed. There is a web site to claim your money back. I don't think Zephyr would claim it though. No point biting the hand that feeds. Or maybe not that smart. Or he really never touched the stuff. Who know? And really who cares. He peddles red bull. And then coaches kids. Why not sell them Oxycontin, and then offer a seminar in respecting your body. Probably more money in that. At least it's more honest.
Oh yea, but freerunning is not about things like "philosophy", or "integrity", or "respecting others". It's about doing whatever the hell you want.
On that note. Anyone wanting to criticize this on tumblr...it's freerunning. I'm literally typing this as freerunning. Hater.
Apparently with the love thrown at him for peddling shit, Freerunners will buy anything. Freerunning is so full of this crap.
So yea, Furry Red Bull peddling tricker doing freerunning with 90s boy band facial har.
Enjoy.