ABSURD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU'RE A REDHEAD.
Some time ago I accompanied my mother to the hairdresser, and while I waited, I started peacefully reading a book.
At least until a middle-aged lady came in and sat next to me.
Lady *after staring at my hair for a long time*: Can I give you some advice?
Me *stopping reading, curious*: Sure.
Lady: Don't take it badly, the color is anyway came beautifully, but don't make yourself redhead, next time. People with that color REALLY have a horrible reputation.
Me *vaguely funnied*: You don't say...
The hairdresser *arriving in that moment *: Hey, Mara! Have you seen what beautiful hair Erika has? Oh, if only there was a hair dye capable of replicating her color!
The lady *turning to me, suddenly pale*: Aren't... Aren't they dyed?
Me *who in the meantime had started reading again, incredibly amused by her shitty figure*: Nope.