#shitty plots

[negotiatewithme]

OH, FOR FUCK SAKE.

That episode was just horrible. They start to move forward and then they make them take 100 steps backwards.

It’s getting to a point I’m dreading every single episode. I can’t go on like this.

I HATE THIS WITH ALL MY CELLS!!!

Only thing salvaging this shit is Danny’s acting. He really is an amazing actor and even with shit stories he can act his ass off and dance around stupid plots and come out the best thing in the episode. I cried at how good he was. That good.

To you mister Miller: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[miadream]

Jumper is on TV and I never noticed how utterly ridiculous this movie is.

He stole way more than he'd ever need but leaves I O U cards?

Then he goes to his home town, stares at a girl he used to know for almost an hour and tried to leave without saying anything. Instead he gets into a fight and then asks her to go to Rome with him. And she's like I didn't see you for years, you are obviously lying but yeah sure. Also let's make out!

Who wrote this shit?

Oh also, the 'bad guy' is basically just a fucking racists.

[hwupoppyhssolivia]

I'm giving in. Fanfiction writing here I come.

[libraryminion]

So I’m reading Ultimate Comics: X-Men volume…um…3? Technically the spine says 1, but it’s sort of actually 3…the order confuses me.

Aaaanyway, it’s surprisingly refreshing. The atrocity that was Ultimatum completely destroyed one of my favorite comics (mostly because they killed off 90% of the characters), but this storyline is surprisingly coherent. It feels really good to be in this world again, it’s like coming home a little bit.

(FYI this does not make up for Ultimatum, I will be unbelievably pissed about that until the end of time.)

[takethistoyourstardust]

Homestuck Fanfic Plot Shit PART TWO

Feel free to use these shitty plots. But they are shitty. Vampires on the Meteor By Natile Cristale There's a sweet new girl on the meteor and she has everybody talking. Stunningly stylish and devastatingly sexy, all the boys want her. However, Kanaya Maryan has a secret - she's a jade-blooded rainbowdrinker. Rose Lalonde is a sharp-tongued, smart girl who enjoys writing. She becomes fascinated by Kanaya who can stop murderous fish with her bare hands. She doesn't understand why she's so closed off. Her best friend, a mysterious ironic DJ called Dave Strider, helps Rose begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the Thorns of Oglogoth. When bodies start turning up all over the meteor, Rose begins to fear the worst. The DJ urges her to report Kanaya to the police and she knows she should, so what's stopping her? She may resist Kanaya's bite, but can she resist her charms? Will she be caught kissing the vampire?