#shitty superpower

[rileyismirazia]

Shitty superpower idea

You can teleport BUT. You can only teleport to locations you have previously been in, AND! That place has to look exactly the same as when you were last there (excluding moving variables such as cars and people)

Why the fuck do I want this to be a concept people use?

You ever walk into your room and think “did I leave the light on?” Fuck it! Leave your room again and try teleporting into it, and if you CAN’T then you know exactly what that means and someone in your house has been going through your shit (HOW FUCKING DARE THEY)

This is probably already a used concept but I’ve literally never heard of it being used before which, in my opinion, means ITS NOT A CONCEPT THAT IS BEING USED NEARLY AS MUCH AS IT SHOULD BE

Anyway yeah dumb idea that popped into my head, bye now

[stuckinstardewvalley]

Idea for a shitty superpower

Uncannily good at guessing randomly (but can't guess right on command)

[deepfryer420]

My hero

[time-schwime]

my superpower is sometimes I can brew a perfect cup of coffee and other times I somehow make it taste and smell exactly like shitty burnt motel coffee

[ni3dade]

Shitty super powers #1

Quicker healing -

Its not super healing, or Quick healing. Your wounds heal fasters than the other ppl, yes, but It still takes time. A broken leg takes 2 months tô heal?? Yours is done with a month

[gaialoveslemons]

Shitty superpower idea: You can shape shift, but you can only use the oblivion character creator.

[sunbathingvampire]

shitty superpower: turn all the left twix into right twix

[darkwingdaryl]

If you don’t think the outfits available to women due to their bodies being objectified since the dawn of time are not objectively better than what is available to men, I kinda don’t want to new your friend.