#twitter funny

[themandazepanda]

[freeshavacado]

😭😭😭😭

[johnnystormsupremacy]

A collection of my favorite responses to Steve from Blue’s Clues’ video:

[awetistic-things]

THIS IS SENDING ME OH GOD—

[ ID — A twitter post with the user @FilledwithUrine tweeting, “a guy refuses to eat his girlfriend out, it’s not a taste things it’s a texture thing i don’t like the texture” end quote.

another user replies with the message, “guy who is about to discover he is autistic,” end quote.

user @/JustTheCreep replies with, “i’m autistic and i could eat pussy for days,” end quote — END ID]

[writing-and-nutmeg]

Some writers: *actually know what they’re doing*

Me:

[sunflowerndwine]

[missamerican-pie]

[nightinghawk]

I still like to think that Jesus and Judas were T4T