Arrows, what are they for?
I'm going to assume that if you can read, you know what this symbol is and what it means. For those who don't, this cryptic glyph is an arrow. What you do is, you travel in the direction implied by the pointy end and you keep going until you come to another one which will tell you where to go next, hopefully before your brain implodes under its own immense density. If you don't know what arrows are for you shouldn't be driving, you probably shouldn't be allowed out of the house.
They have these on public roads and if you dont follow them sombody is probably going to die so mostly people follow them. However, when arrows appear in public carparks, some folk seem to think they can disregard them. If those folks are dithery, silver haired slo-pokes then it's excusable and I have derived much amusement from these old age non- conformists and sometimes I even get out of their way.
Today however I was almost run down by a taxi driving too fast against the flow in a carpark as I stepped out from behind a van. The roads are dangerous enough, I really dont want to be killed in the carpark of Kyles Pub in Cloughran. This is a hideout for Airport Taxis and as I found out today it is also an elaborate Death Trap. You have been warned.
It's not against the law to drive around a car park in the wrong direction, but it is colossaly inconsiderate and it is dangerous. Everybody has brain farts occasionally and that's OK too. But Jesus people, stop being such enormous f**ksticks and drive in the right bastard direction.











