#shittyships

[swordancer7]

Souk eye. (2doc is shit and I love it) Thank you @pollarz__ for the idea for the first drawing. . . . #2doc #myart #gorillaz #thenownow #wattercolors #shittyships

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[DISCLAIMER: This was a test post but also an example of how this shit goes down]

zark-d said to shittyship: Gimme a shitp, a glorious shitp based on my buetiful profile pic

For reference:

My mechanical friend, you are hereby paired with a grenade-shaped air freshener.

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This was a mistake

The singular egregious reason for this blog is to pair inquiring fools with miscellaneous animal, vegetable and/or mineral. There is no rhyme or reason to whom or what I ship with, as I am not FedEx. If the sight of a pomegranate offends you or you are otherwise easily put off this is likely not an activity you should pursue. Basic rules:

Anon or faced, I do not care. We are all a part of life’s great refuse bin.

No cuts no butts no coconuts NO EXCEPTIONS

I might ignore your inquiries if you request too often in a short time span. Consolidate requests.

I might ignore your request if you ask for too damn much.

Taking this seriously may result in anal discomfort.

Types of requests:

Basic: Send me a pic or description of yourself and I’ll divine your match via the mystic ethereal forces of whatever pops into my head at the moment. Pretty simple.

IDK whatever else I guess: I’m new to this ship game. Ask for just about any of your fanciful cruising terminologies and I’ll either google it and delivar or delete your reply with something entirely non-sequitur.

Ask away!