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TRANSGENDERS. Two weeks left to zine-ify transmasc love‼️ 👀

Missed the first post? The Trans Guy Archive is putting together a zine on Transmasculine Love! The spirit of love is in the air, so I'm looking for my fellow trans guys (and their loved ones) to spread the joy :]

Click here for more detailed info on the zine!

Click here to SUBMIT your art/writing! -- DEADLINE is FEBRUARY 26th

memecucker

hungwy

hometoursandotherstuff

acreaturecalledgreed

i was gonna say it Does have a tail thats what the cord is thats why its called a mouse!!!! and then i remembered most mouses are cordless now and got fucked up bc IT IS A HAMSTER and now immfucked up bc like. technology has advanced so must thay mice have changed species

acreaturecalledgreed

it matters to me that you all know i was wizard high when i wrote that

exploitastic

testosteronetwink

happy marx beam monday.

testosteronetwink

spraying my followers with my marx beam on this fine marx beam monday

hootenanie

if two men have sex with each other, is that feminist because no women are being sexualized, or anti-feminist because it doesn't pass the bechdel test

hootenanie

sentrysvoid

The Hunger Games (2012) The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)

bonus:

guzhufuren

@aikinn yeah people should see this actually

#hunger games

#painting #my art #fanart #acrilyc

robotclownindulgence

Competionist taking a massive L

robotclownindulgence

Actually watched the video. I take it back

zzoupz

the most devastating part about being transmasc is that I'm not quirky anymore, oh I like memes and playing games? I'm just like every other boys now. who the hell cares. I don't like talking about boyfriends and makeups? so does every men, idiot. cunt.

zzoupz

I see those posts that are like "only BOYS will understand this 😂😂🤣🤣" and I understand it and I can't even make a snarky comeback bc I am a boy. I'm just one of them. pain suffering etc

zzoupz

HEY HEY DON'T DO THAT

catboybeebop

3.3k/10k

zzoupz

why have you made this your life goal

beatcroc

PvP website

xrd

Oh before I forget it exists again I need everyone to see this r/whowouldwin post

sistertaxon

Okay overall i think we’re forgetting the most upvoted r/whowouldwin post of all time

(via Almond Blossom - Vincent van Gogh - Google Arts & Culture)

homoidiotic

Meet The Girl Who Became A Man (1937) An interview with a New Zealand trans man named Peter Alexander, taken from the British Pathé archives (link)

#trans rights baby #trans history #trans #history

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

😮😮😯Oh 🙀😯🙀😮 yeah babey 👼! It’s 🥧🥧🍰pi 🍕🥧🌞day 🌄! Pi is the 🐀 ratio ➗ of the 👨‍💼cir👨‍💼 💦🍆💧💦cum 💦🍆 ference 😮 to the📏😍 diameter ⏺️ of a 🔥🍑 hole🕳️😜😜😜. The 📏 😫 wider 😳 the 🤤 hole 🕳️😌😜, the 🤤🤤bigger🍆💧 the 🕳️radius📏, by a ➗ratio🐀 of about 🥧3.14🥧. 🥧Pi is 😮very😰 very 😋💦 long 🍆💦🍆🍆 and has 🙅no❌ end🍑. 🏷️Tag 3 😌friends💑 to totally Pi 🥧 them 👉!

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

LMFAO i was like “who the FUCK posted this on my dash, I will literally kill them” and then I realized I posted it, and had it scheduled since last year 🤦‍♂️

doccywhomst

hey remember when pop-ups and banner ads were associated with malware? when youtube didn't have any ads at all? when you could get a cheap netflix subscription that was better than cable TV? digital marketing experts estimate that most americans see 5-10k ads every day. what the hell is going on

plaguedoctormemes

oh uh, your girlfriend? Yeah we put her in the kiln. Yeah at 2000 degrees. Shes a bowl now. Sorry.

plaguedoctormemes

monsterlets

words of power do exist…. i can walk out of my apartment wearing the most fuck shit, e.g. swim trunks as shorts w a zipped up hoodie and no shirt underneath, and just say the words “laundry day” and suddenly it’s way less weird

monsterlets

“laundry day” spell: decreases target’s judgment of outfit by 80%

homemademonsterpants

I picked up a banana print shirt in Vietnam - were talkin LOUD - and the first time someone commented on it I said “It’s banana shirt friday” which stunlocked them and blocked any followup questions.

Turns out that saying “it’s banana shirt friday” enough actually created a holiday at my office where everyone would wear fruit print clothes on fridays! So yes, words of power exist. :)