#shlongs

[souryellows]

More like short longs.

now that’s an idea

[nollywoodmagazine]

Eggplant Files: Report Lists Which Countries Have The Biggest Shlongs

Eggplant Files: Report Lists Which Countries Have The Biggest Shlongs

North Korea, China, India and Japan are among the countries that have men with the smallest shlongs sadly! No wonder Japan authorities want couples to go on compulsory vacation to have more babies, but how will they with just a 4.3 inches shlongs. Lol. Phew thank God for Jesus, Nigeria no dey carry last, the men are on 6 inches babyyyyyyyy Lol. Continue below to see the country with the longest…

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[aridemonpanda]

*whips dick out* I said hot dog! Not hot dong! Mama Mia put ur meat balls away!

[yanderetrash-archive]

what the aCTUAL FUCK ROMANIA WHAT THE HELL OPERA WHAT DUBSTEP WHAT ARE THOSE FUCKING SHLONGS?!? IS THAT GIRL NAKED WHAT THE HELL NO NO NO 

[a-lliott]

just realizing how raunchy my group of friends at school are

[torchik]

Dicks?

Dicks.