#shnorkh

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Shnorkh: Hello my idiot friend chased a cat and is stuck in a tree.

Fire Departement: Sorry, but right now we're only responding to fires.

Shnorkh: Oh, I see.

Shnorkh: ...

Shnorkh: Give me a second.

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Shnorkh: I bet when Godzilla first came out God was like 'damn. That name is way cooler'.

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Esta, laying in bed: What do you want from me?

Shnorkh: [standing in the corner of the room, eating a kit-kat the wrong way]

Esta: PLEASE just stop.

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Shnorkh, reading an eye chart: E, H, 4, M, potato, coffee mug, smudge, middle finger, smudge and the rest are all smudges.

Ria: Oh my god, you drove us here.

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Esta: Isn't it weird how many months start with the letter j? January, june, july, jaugust, jeptember, joctober...

Shnorkh, quitly: One of these is not like the others...

Vidal: One??

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Shnorkh: Heavy is the head that wears the clown wig.

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Ria: Where have you been?

Shnorkh: sleep

Ria: For 2 days?

Shnorkh: ya

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Shnorkh: I haven't been to Subway in two years 'cause the lady asked me 'what kind of bread do you want?' and I said 'yeah'.