Well look what we have here a noblewoman in the poorest part of the village saying that you look in no way or shape to fight I let you off the hook but on one condition.... (badlydrawnheaddio)
“First of all, I always have my staff on me, I’d be stupid to go out without anything to protect me. Secondly, you really shouldn’t assume things based off of someone’s appearance, it’s just bound to get you in trouble plus it’s just kind of rude.
And third, I can defend myself, I just don’t like fighting when I don’t have to unless it calls for it or I have no other choice. You look like a man down on his luck; I’ve been there, I know what it’s like whether you believe me or not. How about I just give you this bag of gems and coin I’ve got on me and we forget this happened? Deal?” [ @badlydrawnheaddio ]