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Three things, the phone rings, it's Kaprander on the line and he wants some champagne. Three things, the phone rings, it's McBooty on the line and he wants some champagne. Three things, the phone rings, it's Joshy on the line and he wants me to shut the fuck up.

Me singing along to Champagne Jerry in the car.

#champagne jerry #three things #shoddymaterialsmegatron

Nerd rage about Star Trek, Star Wars and the involvement of JJ Abrams. Also I am ignorant of Benedict Cumberwhatever because I don't have time for that.

#star trek #star wars #jj abrams #this is not right #Shoddymaterialsmegatron

I just recorded my husband going off about how JJ Abrams is evil for seven minutes. You bet your ass I'm uploading that shit to youtube.

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The Lancashire hotpots.

Favorite member:

Bernard Thresher

Prettiest member:

Dickie Ticker

Member I Wanna Marry:

None. Is none ok?

Member I Wanna Be Best Friends With:

Bob Wriggles. We kind of are already on twitter.