#shoplifting fandom

[bobby-luv]

[queer-and-sunny]

Netflix. You fool. You absolute buffoon. Didn't you realize that Trinkets was going to rejuvenate the shoplifting fandom?

[xtx-nb]

shoplifters pls read

im new 2 shoplifting and i need help on how to actually get away w it?? the first time, which was around a week or two ago, i got away with a giant candy bar, a lolly and sunglasses. but i gotta steal more bc it's so tempting lol. if any lifters can dm me id appreciate it!! 💕💕

[eat-my-ass--discourse]

some people really be dumb

anyways if youre a "shoplifter" youre a sack of shit and i want nothing to do with you. go fuck yourselves you self entitled brats

[lukasismissing]

hahaha hey guys i’m here to tell you guys about my haul!

When I was a kid, I accidentally brought a piece of gum home from Walmart and cried because my mom didn’t pay for it!

Amount saved: Literally, like, ten cents.

[lofijazz]

Damnit can the thieves guild on Tumblr give me good insults? What do you say when someone is bad at stealing?

[rainbowloliofjustice]

Honestly, it’s hilarious when pro-communist think that communism will “solve” the problem of shoplifting or that they can just take whatever they want under communism lmao. 

Dude under communism you can literally get executed for stealing and the only thing to steal are (occasionally) bread because the stores probably don’t have anything else while they give out meal tickets so people can have a chance of eating and no one is allowed to buy more food.

[lennythereviewer]

New Tumblr Cryptid: The Shoplifting Fandom Everyone speaks of them in hushed whispers, posts warn you to beware of them; to not believe their lies... and yet no one seems to have ever really SEEN them and the only evidence people have are blurry photographs/screenshots