#short joke

[binotsoshybutreadytocry]

Wanna hear a short joke?

you.

[dearouranhighschool]

armrest haruhi is very much how friends interact

ask me how i know i'm 4'11"

[holly-sephiroth]

Pros: Never had growing pains ✅️

Cons: Short ❌️

[scrabbleknight]

Neo: I hate you with every inch of my being.

Cinder: That's not a lot of inches.

[pancake13error]

People under 5’1” do not know how to read. This is a widely known fact and has been proven by many celebrities including Danny Devito, who, as we all know, always acts with an earpiece giving him the script in live time.

[zowierdo]

[septicstacheedits]

I bet Markiplier watched downsizing just to see people become the same height as him

[1captainjordan4]

there he is !