#short shitpost

[schumis-weddingdress]

David: I love your name.

Mika: *not looking up* then take it.

David: what.

Mika: what.

[n1ght1ng4le]

okay so a lot has changed

- im writing a book

- im obsessed with epic the musical

- im trans and gay

fun !! ^^

[lordofgamespegasus]

Card Addiction PSA

The reporters were in place, their cameras focused on the empty elegant chair in the meeting room. A door opened from the side, and with an elegant stride Pegasus walked into the room. He moved to his chair, sitting down in it as he crossed one leg over the other. Interlocking his fingers the man leaned forward before speaking towards the reporters. “Hello, my name is Maximillion Pegasus and I wish to speak to every one about a very serious issue that is sweeping the nation, no....the world. Today we are talking about card addiction. From blue hued dragons to the darkest of magicians, I have seen card addiction nearly take someone’s soul. And frankly, that’s my job.” A soft elegant chuckle escaped him for the briefest of moments before he sipped on his wine. “So, that is why I am bringing awareness to this serious problem, I am being outdone by my own card game. Remember, having one set of Exodia is fine, but twenty is not. This has been Maximillion Pegasus, thank you."

[muses0fgracie]

"...Uhm."

Well, THIS is certainly something to see on your Christmas tree while you're opening your gifts! And she knew all too well who'd put it there-- how could she forget having to run for her life while escaping that awful place, and almost getting stabbed to death numerous times? Amongst the other things that almost happened there....

But the real question was how'd he get in the castle again, let alone in time for this to be put on the tree?!

"Yeah.... No."

She takes the ornament and chucks it out the window into a nearby dumpster. And throws a lit match into said dumpster for good measure.

@ghosthost--withthemost