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the build-a-bear couple (west end big boys) are both trans/enby i don’t make the rules they just are

oh you're so right the genderfuckery going on with them is through the ROOF

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the dad from the spelling bee flurry in edinburgh big boys is dylan the high visionary, post-cult

improv comedy? spelling bees? eh. same thing.

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Beelzebubette is Half-Demon Daughter (she broke up with Gabriel hence the comment about him being a cunt)

i mean yknow gabriel just is a cunt. yknow. /silly

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idr rn if they got a name but the kid from first lego set time warp that built the lego millennium falcon in like ten minutes is thomas jr

wait no you're so right. grandad is unhinged and on a tricycle

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sam’s character in the newest party quirks is trans that’s why he has pads in his bathroom

WE LOVE A TRANS KING!!! he has had frequent interactions with diabetic jesus

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Both the people in the build-a-bear flurry in webb are genderqueer

Evidenced mostly by luke clearly thinking he was playing a woman, then being given a male name i dont remember (probably james or john or smth). aj then called himself Jeanette as well as calling lukes character his wife. All of this confusion is remedied by genderqueer characters

I'm a simple being I see accidental genderqueer rep and I run away with it. mine

[sfth-headcanons]

Okay so

Jesus

In the Phantom of Hornchurch, Father Andrew says that Jesus didn't resurrect - he reincarnated.

Maybe he is STILL reincarnating. Sure, he pops back up to heaven to deal with certain responsibilities such as speaking to the recently deceased (as in IDWTVG), but the rest of the time he can be reincarnating on earth over and over to keep things relatively righteous.

SFTH characters I think MIGHT be reincarnations of Jesus Christ:

Peter Steven (The Milkman) (too pure for this world)

Janusz (Ballet on the Battlefield) (also too pure for this world, a force for good in Alexa's life)

Jimmy the hare (The Hare who Wore a Sweater) (a martyr)

Obama (Inside the Mysterious Cube) (he basically died for our sins)

The Spirit of Somerset's Friend (Beetroots and Murder) (because it's funny)

Pinocchio (The Grape Depression) (one of the strongest contenders, had a good heart AND suffered a lot AND died and was reborn - not sure what that beast in the darkness was though)

Tim (Clarissa's DIY Wedding) (there's something about a meek altar boy who is clearly a better christian than the priest he works for)

High Visionary Dillon CLAIMS to be a reincarnation of Jesus Christ, but isn't.

Also certain reincarnations of Jesus have little quirks that others don't share, such as having a cocaine addiction or being diabetic.

But all of them endure some degree of suffering (maybe not the Spirit's Friend, but we don't know his life) - it's not necessarily a GOOD thing to be a reincarnation of Jesus, at least not for the person themselves.

In other words, it's shit being Jesus.

reading this ask was like getting slapped on the face. and then a comedy boxing glove springs out from the floor. then an anthropomorphic animal walks up and hits me with a rubber hammer. then a piano falls from the ceiling. perfection.