#shot fired

[sup3s]

━━ jessica moore hunting "nope"

[itsleelove]

Shameless HeroxVillain oof

TW: Gun, two shots fired

"Any last words?" Supervillain grinned, holding the gun to Hero's forehead.

"I-I... yeah." Hero could feel their throat constricting with panic and emotion as they stole a glance at Villain, who stood off at a distance, their expression conflicted. "I... I love Villain." Hero said loudly. "I've l-loved them for years. I was just... I was just not brave enough... I was just too afraid to... to say it." Tears streamed down Hero's cheeks as the confession spilled out of their lips.

"Oh really? You think Villain would ever care about you? You're vain." Supervillain spat, their finger tightening on the trigger.

"Wait!" Villain yelled. Hero looked and Villain was suddenly at Supervillain's side. "Let... let me do it." Villain's voice hardened. "I want to kill them. They're my enemy, after all."

Hero's breath caught and they cast their eyes to the ground as the gun changed hands. A sob shook their body and they had to fight hard to regain control of themself.

"Look at me, Hero." Villain ordered.

Hero looked up to see the gun pointed at their head. "Villain, p-please..." But the look in Villain's eyes didn't match their tone or their actions. In their eyes was fear, maybe even panic.

With a sudden twist, Villain whipped around and shot Supervillain in the shoulder, and then immediately shot out their knee. Supervillain dropped in an instant with a cry of pain. Villain kept the gun aimed carefully at them. "Get up, Hero." They said.

Hero stood, shaking, barely able to comprehend what had just happened.

"Are you up?"

"Y-yeah."

Villain took a couple steps back and turned their head briefly to see that they were okay before turning back to Supervillain. "We're leaving. You'd be wise not to follow us." Villain reached behind themself and found Hero's hand, taking it in their own. They turned. "Run." They said to Hero, pulling them off, away from Supervillain.

[general-thinks]

I already said this but in this house we stan Maya Takaradzuka

[notapumpkin]

“this is what you’ve wanted...”

[teamqbranch]

i just wanted to alert you all that starting july 1st team m branch will start dropping in unannounced on q-branch to ensure proper protocol is being followed. this means we wish to see more lab coats and fewer lap dances. please stop servicing 00 agents in unsanitary ways. consider this your first warning or else you lose a variety of biscuit from the department. surely you would not wish this on anyone. okay. thank you kindly.

“As Quartermaster of MI6, I will have you know that there is nothing of the improper sort that is happening in my division.  All protocols are followed to the utmost, lab coats and all, in areas where the need is required.  As far as unsanitary… we may be nerdy and geeky but far from unsanitary.  One might want to look to their own, as far as inappropriate behaviour.   My minions may not be as worldly wise as the double oh agents; however, we do not see the solution to any “mission” as involved someone’s bits in whatever place is available. Sex is not the only solution to complete a mission (…007…). 

Biscuits will be not problem for my minions.  As Quartermaster, I will see to their sweets and caffeine needs.  However, as agents… best consider who supplies your kit and brings you back home alive.  You might want to reconsider who you are aligning your loyalties with.”

—From his second-in-command, on behalf of the Quartermaster. 

[nerdeas]

Shot fired

[schweizerqualitaet]

nightsarmament hat dein Foto gerebloggt und das hinzugefügt:

Limiting the capabilities of a combat rifle because of aesthetic preference is pretty silly. It’s a tool for killing people more deader.

safety--not--guaranteed hat deine Bilderserie gerebloggt und das hinzugefügt:

The grip is a little tacky, but it’s pretty reasonable on very short barrel rifles to use a vfg

moose-squad hat deine Bilderserie gerebloggt und das hinzugefügt:

What’s excessive about this? Seems kinda tame to me.

It’s not about aesthetic preference. But I’ll put that on gun culture difference and bias.

Please, bear with me. We’re talking here of a SIG 55x. It’s as perfect an assault rifle can be, given its cost of production. It’s like a great white shark roaming in the ocean - tinkering with that will just be an ugly mess. You wouldn’t put a holosight on a great white shark, would you ?

Very few accessories will enhance its performance (I’ll do an exception with the sound suppressor, an item that I don’t understand is not more largely spread in Western countries armies). Target illumination is provided at squad level. All the rest is dead weight whose usefulness is already provided by excellence in basic gear and training. Note that in the caricatural picture illustrating this post, the burdened 550 is missing the only useful and almost mandatory accessory a rifle should sport : a quality sling.

I can accept the use of the new collapsible stock on the updated F ass/Stgw 90 because it’s now an ergonomic requirement - even if it’s very ugly and not as sturdy as the original one. Compromises, compromises.

That poor debased 552 just looked like a raped child in a New Year’s Eve party at the Clintons’. I really don’t mind gaudy colours on a F ass/Stgw 90...

...when they serve some purpose and add value to the rifle - practical camouflage for the infantryman, social  camouflage for the urban citizen.

That said, if you come from the AR15 culture, I can put myself in your shoes and understand both the need you have to upgrade your rifle and the fact such a level of customization may seem basic.

pictures sources :

Rolls-Royce

Ruined 550

Infantryman 550

Queer 550

Cool 550

Great white shark