#show chior

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Wish me luck for tomorrow yall, I got my last competition for the season and I'm hoping my team does well!

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got a show chior competition tomorrow, wish me luck!

Hoping my group gets silver again, it would be our 3rd ever and 2nd in the time ive been in the group

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Confession time

Okay, so I’m recently back in the town where I went to high school. I ran into this guy, who was in the same classes as me since like the dawn of time. It’s a small town, and an even smaller county. I took mostly advanced placement classes, and he did too. For one of my science classes, we had to choose year long lab partners. Me, being the socially awkward yet sexually active (and closeted bi sexual) chior geek, didn’t have many choices. We show chior kids get even more hate than the stereotypical band geeks.

This kid was in a bromance with two other guys. You can only be lab partners with one person. So, his best friend, we’ll call him Jake, needed a partner. This guy, we will call him James, volunteers me to be Jake’s partner. First of all, fuck you James, Jake is an idiot and got me a b in the class, ruined my perfect high school GPA and this is just the beginning.

Anyways, Jake and I were year long lab partners. Jake has the charisma skills of a politician, but the brain cell of a gold fish. (I know I said cell, he has maybe one total, on a good day.) I’m a decently attractive girl, so this washing machine idiot thinks he can convince me to do all the work all year.

Boy, did he pick the wrong girl to try and persuade with sexual advances. I’m bisexual as fuck, but I mostly prefer women. He’s like decent looking. (He’s handsome for our town). But, he is nowhere near good looking. So, I flirt with him, and I get HIM to do most of the work. I would check it over, make sure it was right, but I had this kid eating out of the palm of my hand.

Anyways, back to James. He sees me in Walmart, I haven’t seen him since I graduated, and is like “Hey, Seph! How are you?” And is acting like we are friends. So, I sit there, and pretend to be friendly, until he brings up his idiot friend Jake. Boy, did I get pissy. I tore into him like I can a good piece of naan bread. Not only did I tell him that I really didn’t like him picking on show chior kids, but I told him that his friend is an idiot, and not only were we not dating, that I was secretly hooking up with his (Jame’s) girlfriend behind his back (cuz this is true y’all) and that if he ever spoke to me again, and acted like we were friendly, I would send his mother Jake’s dick pics I have saved from high school on my iCloud and tell her they were his.

Moral of this crazy story: Don’t talk to people you haven’t seen in years in Walmart.

Don’t send unsolicited dick pics.

Don’t mess with the quiet chior geek girls.

We don’t forget.

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Tried out for show Chior. Did not go well. I do not think I will get in.

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THINGS THAT ARE SPORTS AND PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT UP ABOUT:

CHEER LEADING

MARCHING BAND

SHOW CHOIR 

CHEER LEADING 

ICE SKATING

GYMNASTICS

MARCHING BAND

SWIMMING

SHOW CHOIR 

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I went to sing at the nursing home with my show choir & all the old people were like see you next year & one of the people in my group said "if you're still alive" under their breath. 

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Claire's Glee Premiere Party

I finally had time to catch up on my photo uploads. I made a little video of my gleek experience on 9/21 for the Claire's Gleek Season 2 Premiere Party at the Glendale Galleria.

Thanks again to Claire's for giving me the opportunity to attend. I had a blast! SHOP @ cLaire's: BECAUSE WE MUST!

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Disney Magic Music Days Pin (by TheSugarRay)

Disney Pins. I doubt if any of you care but show me live despite it all.