life of a loser

I want my blog to make you feel things.

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[robbeerotten-deactivated2016120]

[byeyallimmovingblogs-deactivate]

oh?

Oh??

OH??

OH???

ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS RCOK COS ROCKS OTSOCK TOCKS

[softlonelyprince]

you’re so fucking lucky, i keep getting ads about dental implants

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

[dancinggryffindors]

It does make you sick. Literally.

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

[hyunijinremade]

[help-mywife]

Help, my wife just told me she’s afraid of getting my birthday wrong (12-22) because she mixes it up with Hellboy’s (12-23).

[filthy-rat]

when it’s 3 am and you’re alone with your thoughts

[galacticjerk]

*sees two bees flying around my garden* me: i wonder.,. if…. they’re friends..

[twitterlols]

[fruit-butt]

‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

[garbagebagger-deactivated201812]

[straightboyfriend]

The bar is so low for men…. I could say my type is men who use toothpaste & shower & that cancels out like 88.967% of men

[qui-bono]

Sexist.

[straightboyfriend]

i am literally a man

[huffylemon]

[humorstaff]

[summersweeet]

via weheartit

[casualaffaire]

Skateboarding ghost is back for the summer

[oneheadtoanother]

[holy-sciences]

This is what invasive thoughts look like

[1st-1]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

fuck dude it sure is