Evil Caine and Evil Pomni showtime headcanons? The art was scrumptious...
Absolutely fucking competitive with each other. They argue like a passive-aggressive married couple on the verge of divorce and for an onlooker, it looks veryyyy bad. But if you knew how they are, you can tell it's never serious. They don't take each other seriously nor do they care about your "counseling" LMFAO
They're quite the pranksters. Caine will give Pomni childish stuff such as dolls (which she will rip in a feral rage) to tick her off, and Pomni would install thumbtacks in where Caine takes a seat (since he likes to take a seat all the time). It's all in good fun though, because again. They don't abide by typical "morals".
When Caine gives an adventure, it's one of the most relaxing, calming and enjoyable adventures, and Pomni hates it due to the lack of excitement and adrenaline. So she actually takes the role of Jax here to cause mayhem, and Caine loves watching her do that. If he's in the mood, he'll slip in a thing or two to aid with her chaos and it's typically subtle. He thinks it's the most entertaining shit
To spite Caine, Pomni will run around with his cane and openly mock him and his "serious" attitude. If you haven't caught on yet, yes; she's literally being a jester for him.
If he was the admin AI, he would pretty much get rid of the censor bar, because swearing is funny. Why would you ever want to be so unfunny. God, you're such a fucking puritan, OG Caine. No one likes that.
If Pomni had access to spray paint cans, the whole circus would be vandalized from floor to ceiling. Wait, why does she have so many spray paint cans in her room-
Caine hates being in Pomni's room, because it's "an eyesore". In tandem, Pomni hates his too, because it's "too pretentious". Despite that, you can typically find them both hanging around there.
I think we all know that these two are FREAKS behind closed doors, I don't even have to point that out
Pomni likes random edgy adventures. Caine pretty much saves those kinds of adventures for last for this reason, because seeing Pomni explode and let loose after a week or so of mundane adventures was worth it. Also, he doesn't like creating edgy adventures, it's too much work trying to think outside of logic and physics and be utterly random.
Yes, they're the kind of couple that you'd hear say "Fuck you!" "Fuck you too!" And say they hate each other, but when separated, are begging and pleading for the other to come back. Albeit, they're much more tsundere-ish about it.
BONUS Evil Caine x Pomni:
Caine really does hate humans, because he can't exactly manipulate them; they have way too complex of an emotional spectrum that he can't take advantage of with a snap of a finger (he's very lazy and doesn't see that his adventures would help with that). But like guilty pleasures, he has a particular favorite that doesn't come across as overbearingly against his rule, but also not entirely too fearful of him. A "perfect blend", as he would describe it.
