#showerideas

[apolloravenclawsblog]

Annabeth: Percy?

Percy: what

Annabeth: clapping is hitting yourself bc you like something

Percy: Annabeth it's 3a.m go to- wait

Percy: *claps*

Percy: holy Hera you're right!?!

[cottagepatch]

Plants in the shower=double cleansing

[latenightmusings-heartandmind]

The human urge to fly.

[auntbibby]

sometimes when im laying at a weird angle in my chair and im not getting much oxygen to my brain, im like "humans are gooey monsters, squashed between 3 dimensions, pumping red liquids thru our bodies at high speed and sucking dead lifeforms into our faces 3 times a day"

then i sit up and get more oxygen to my brain and im like "this is fine! this is normal actually, everything's normal, Being A Human Is Normal.™️"

kinda makes me wonder how much work my brain is doin pacifying my obvious disgust with reality?

[raymimomay]

Its so hard to make a intro to your roommate au fanfic like:

"hey im your roommate now cus i burned down my house"

"what"

"what"

[lapeccatriceconlavaligia]

DocciaBollente per SpiritiBollenti

[nataliaalessa]

Shower with me? 💦

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[kittymekelsey]

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