#showerthoughs

[navireepzx3]

If YouTube put the Jeopardy theme over their surveys, I’d do them 

[mushy-dreamer]

You ever get water hungry?

[quinemajo]

The poor kids, who bought rats because of Harry Potter and called them Scabbers, before the third book came out. 

[shitwesaid]

A: “*Mom, can I go murder people now?” B: “Yeah, sure, just not me.” A: “Can I use your car?” B: “No! They’ll think it’s me!” Submitted by: @kanekikenonlywantedadate

[mushy-dreamer]

This explains A LOT

[rennythewin2006]

I have (as a white female that is SOO unable to despite how much she has) come the CONFOUNDING discovery that if you can throw @$$ in that position,....... you can also bounce on 🍆 in it.

[thedragonsexcalendar]

Sometimes I wonder why God made me so beautiful but then I remember that we all have our own special gifts. #showerthoughs #dragonsexcalendar #beverly link in bio. http://ow.ly/LOak30isMN2 #rule34 (at St. Louis)