Which of my “swears” is your favorite?
tea and crumpets! (exclamation)
crud muffins! (exclamation)
what in tarnation? (exclamation)
butt nugget (insult)
shrekcellent (idek)
Elaborations:
“Tea and crumpets!” is very versatile. It is most commonly used in the same way as “wow!” or “darn!”. Ex: “Tea and crumpets! This is delicious!”; “Tea and crumpets! I have a lot of work to do!”
“Crud muffins!” is usually an interjectory expletive. To be used like “darn it!” or “Or nor!”. Ex: “Crud muffins! I spilled my coffee!”; “Crud muffins! I got the question wrong!”
“What in tarnation?” is most commonly an expression of confusion. Ex: *sees a weird-looking thing on the ground* “What in tarnation?”; “What in tarnation are you wearing?”
“Butt nugget” is an insult, often used towards annoying people. Ex: “Stop being such a butt nugget, Annie!”; “Mr. Perry was being a butt nugget today and gave us three assignments!”
“Shrekcellent” is a sarcastic comment akin to “oh, great.” or “welp.” Ex: *phone dies* “Shrekcellent.” I also use “Shrexy” as a replacement for “sexy”.
